The Lurker
Account since 2019. Zero posts. Strong opinions about everyone else's.
Rx: one reply a day. Nobody dies.
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Get kinda
Get kinda
famous
on X
Every morning: who to reply to, what to say, what to post. 15 minutes, then log off.
The Club hands you a call sheet for growing on X (yes, Twitter): 5–8 posts worth replying to right now, the format that's about to be everywhere and the one post worth writing today. You do your 15 minutes. Then you close the app like someone with a life.
- No password. We never ask you to log in with X.
- We don't post for you.
- We don't write AI replies for you. You get the angle; you say it.
15min
a day!
a day!
0% AI
slop
slop
Call sheet
Sample · Tue
Call time 09:12 UTC
Scene: founders / AI
Call time 09:12 UTC
Scene: founders / AI
Reply now
01@founder_with_212k asks what everyone shipped this week. 12 min old, replies climbing fast.Your line: a screenshot and one number. No essay.~2 h left
02@big_advice_account: "how I'd start over with $0". 40 min old.Your line: add the one thing they missed. Don't agree. Add.~1 h left
—@ragebait_daily, 4M views.Huge numbers, zero follows for anyone replying. It's a trap.Skip
Trend watch
03The "I'm 38. Solo founder from Germany." intro.How to wear it: your age, your city, one real detail. Bare copies die.~3 days shelf life
Your post today
04Your own intro, same format.Post before 12:00 UTC. Then stop refreshing.Write it
That's a wrap. Close the app.Handles made up, format real
How it works
Three moves. 15 minutes. Zero doomscrolling.
Posting to 212 followers is a diary. A reply under a post that's about to blow up is a stage. The call sheet tells you which stage, when to walk on and what to say.
Page 1 · Reply · about 8 min
Crash the right party
Your posts reach your followers. That's your mom and two bots. A reply under a post that's taking off lands in front of people already reading that thread. You get 5–8 of those each morning, ranked, with a one-line brief for each. No scrolling required.
early beats cleverPage 2 · Ride · about 4 min
Wear the trend before it's a costume
When a format starts spreading, you usually hear about it within hours: the template, what the best copies did differently and what sank the worst ones. By the time it reaches LinkedIn, it's over.
shelf life: about three daysPage 3 · Post · about 3 min
Say one thing. Leave.
One post idea a day, picked from what's working this week, with the hook and the format. You write it in your own words, press post, close the app. We're a call sheet, not a lifestyle.
go outside. it's nice.
Who wore it better?
One 14-word post. 2.4 million views. 1,341 copycats. We counted.
"I'm 38. Solo founder from Germany. Looking to connect with more builders & indie hackers!"
Posted September 12, 2026 · then the internet did what it does · we tracked 1,341 copies over five days
2.39M
views on the original. Its author picked up 500 followers in a day.
982
median views across all 1,341 copies. Most copycats had under 2,000 followers.
2.5K
followers in five hours for the best copy, by its author's own count: a solo founder in Barcelona.
6.0M
views on that copy. More than double the original. Sequels can win.
"This tweet got me 2.5K followers in 5 hours. Make it make sense." @giutheginger, 29, solo founder, Barcelona. Not a member; we just counted her views.
It makes sense. Copies posted on day one got twice the median views of copies posted on day four. Naming your city helped too. The call sheet gets you there on day one.
See the posts on the map →
Spotted
Posters: they're just like us!
Five people you've definitely been. Faces hidden to protect the guilty.
The Void Poster
Posts every day. Gets three likes. One is from their alt.
Rx: go where the crowd already is.
The Co-signer
Replies "This." under forty posts a day. Confused by the follower count.
Rx: don't agree. Add.
The Thread Guy
"10 lessons from my first $0 in revenue." Forty-seven parts. Nobody asked.
Rx: one idea. One post. Done.
The One-Hit Wonder
Had one banger in 2023. Still brings it up at parties.
Rx: repeatable beats lucky.
Membership
How famous are we talking?
Monthly, in euros, cancel in one click. Start as an extra, upgrade when you have lines.
Extra
You're in the background, but you're in the movie.
€0free
- One call sheet a week, every Monday
- The week's biggest format, taken apart
- Upgrade or leave whenever
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Regular
You have lines now.
€12a month
- The call sheet every morning: 5–8 posts to reply to, each with a brief
- Trend alerts, usually within hours, with the template and how to wear it
- One post idea a day: hook and format
- Pick your scene: founders, dev tools, AI, marketing, design
- What a reply needs to earn a follow, not just a like
The first 100 paying members get Regular for €9 a month for as long as they stay subscribed.
Co-star
Same sheet, plus a human who looks at your account.
€149a month
- Everything in Regular
- A weekly 1:1 with your coach, over chat
- A plan for your account: what to post, what to stop posting
- Profile and bio teardown in week one
Has People
"I'll have my people post that."
€499a month
- Everything in Co-star
- 30 posts a month, written by a human, in your voice
- A 45-minute voice interview first, so it sounds like you and not like a chatbot
- A monthly look at what got followers and what didn't
Cancel in one click, any time. Changed your mind in the first 14 days? Withdraw and get a full refund, no questions. Card payments are handled by a licensed payment institution; we never see your card number.
Burning questions
Before you ask
Is this a bot? Will it post for me?
No. Nothing touches your account, and we never ask you to log in with X. You get a call sheet and an angle for each reply; you write it with your own thumbs. X suspends accounts for automated AI replies and buries replies that read like a machine wrote them. People can smell them too.
Why replies and not just posting?
A new account's posts reach its followers, which is nobody. A reply under a post with 200,000 views can be seen by people already reading that thread. In our trend dataset the typical post drew 75 replies for every 100 likes. We think the conversation is where the follows happen.
Isn't being a reply guy embarrassing?
"Great post!" is embarrassing. Adding the one thing the post missed is how a lot of accounts you follow got there. The call sheet tells you which is which.
What's on the call sheet, exactly?
Three parts. Posts to reply to: 5–8, each with who posted, why we think it's about to take off, a one-line brief for your reply and how long the window stays open. Trend watch: any format taking off, with the template and how to do your own version. Your post today: one idea with the hook and the format. Fresh every morning (European time), refreshed around midday when something new takes off.
Where does the call sheet show up?
On a members page built for your phone, fresh every morning. You get a personal link when you join; bookmark it and you never need a password.
I'm not a founder. Can I join?
Yes, if you want to be seen by founders, developers or marketers. Students, designers, freelancers, devrel people and anyone with a side project and a dream can use the same sheet.
Is 15 minutes really enough?
15 minutes is the budget, not a magic number. It covers five good replies and one post, every day, which beats two heroic hours once a month. The people posting growth screenshots usually spend far longer. We'd rather you keep your life.
Will this make me famous?
Kinda. It's in the name. We promise a good call sheet every morning, not a follower count. The numbers on this page are measured examples, not guarantees.
How do Co-star and Has People work?
Co-star: a weekly 1:1 over chat with a coach who has read your account, at a time that works for you. Has People: a 45-minute voice interview in week one, then 30 posts a month in a shared doc, edited with you. You press post. We track what worked and adjust.
Do I need X Premium?
No, you can start without it. X says its paid plans put your replies higher, so it may help once you're replying every day. That money goes to X, not to us.
What about Threads or Bluesky?
X first (you can still call it Twitter; everyone does). The Club isn't married to one app: Threads is next on the list.
Can I cancel?
One click, from your members page or the cancel page. No exit interview, no guilt-trip email with a sad puppy. In the first 14 days you get your money back. We'll be normal about it.
Who's behind this
A marketer who grew an X account on replies while running a company and having no time for X. The tool that spots posts before they take off was built for one account. Then friends started asking for the list. The trend data on this site comes from the same tooling. Write to hello@kindafamo.us.